Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Kis Language mein ???

kya fark padta hai? saamne waale ko samajh mein ana chahiye.nahi aaye, then he can go to hell. main to aise hi bolunga. and its not necessary ki baat samajhne ke liye saare words samajhna pade.
kabhi try kiya hai? kisi ek language mein bolna. ek din promise karo khud se, ki sirf hindi bologe, ya sirf english, or if you know any other language, to wahi bologe.
impossible hai... nahi kar sakte. bhool jaoge, dhyan nahi rahega. aur bahut determined ho, to bhi words nahi milenge. apni daily ki life mein itna kuch bolna padta hai, ki ek language mein vocabulary kam pad jaati hai.

chalo kuch example lete hain.... tumhe pasand nahi aaye, phir i cant help, par sahi example hai. jaise ki, jo effect "bitch" bolne mein hai, wo iske hindi translation mein nahi. ya phir batao ki "jhak maarne" ka english kya hai? kuch words to kisi bhi language mein nahi hote. apne college mein egg-burger ko "tinku" bolte the... par iska origin kisi ko nahi pata. "rp ka tempo high hai" naare lagate the... kuch samajh aya ? nahi. ayega bhi nahi.

maza tab aata hai, jab aise kisi ke saath ho, ki tum dono mein sirf ek hi language common hai. jaisa ki main abhi face kar raha hoon, yahan ke logo ko hindi nahi aati, mujhe tamil nahi aati. sirf english bolo. ande ki bhujiya maangni thi, kya bolta? hai to simple, scrambled eggs... par zaroorat padne par kabhi yaad nahi ayega.

ek banda madir se pooja kar tilak laga ke aya, pyara sa tilak tha... maine kaha "nice tilak".. response aya "what's tilak?"
ab lo... karo translate. it was simple for me, sirf point kar diya uske maathe ki taraf. par tilak ka english?
during my mba days, apne college mein ek banda aya tha, some bigshot (bigshot ki hindi socho), jisey kuch lecture dena tha. he was sharing his experiences from south-east asia. wahan kisi ne bhai saahab se poocha tha "would u like to have some susu in ur coffee?"
W T F !!!
pata chala.. wahan doodh ko susu bolte hain... bhai saahab ab black coffee pasand karte hain.
i dont know if thats right or wrong, whether he made it up just for the sake of joke, par...
...life mein aisa hi hota hai.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

exactly,ppl shud b able to undrstand wht a person is tryin to say :)
so if i type"ryt"instead of "write"
u shud b ok as u r still gettin my point :)

lostworld_me said...

Yeh kaun sa prof tha!?!?! ...Either marketing ka hoga...ya i must be sleeping :D